Little Known Facts About Kansans

They smell bad ,and have carnal relations with goats. Then, they leave a wet spot in the hay and make the goat sleep in it. Sooooo rude, those Kansans are!

Where Are Your Manners? Obviously, Not In Kansas

You ought not speak with your mouth full of food-people will think you are from Kansas.

Were You Brought Up In A Barn, Or Are You From Kansas?

Everyone (save for the Kansans) knows that it is considered polite to offer to sleep in the wet spot. You should also offer your seat on the bus to a lady-particularly if you left a wet spot, as Kansans often do.